WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Buffalo Sabres hockey sale!
I need 75 words so here they go. Rob Niedermayer Offensive Explosion! Miller Time! Tennis! Shut up Geo! Tim Connolly sucks! His name is Jhonas. I LOVE BOYES. SABRES OFFENSE TIME! Kaleta Collision! This team sucks. Soft. Weak. They're all a bunch of pussies. This team is closer to a top five pick than to the playoffs. Pathetic. Pew. Pew. Pew.
HIS NAME IS THOMAS FUCKING VANEK!