I hate you I hate you I hate you.
These were a lot more fun to write last year.
Bruins jump out to early lead; cruise to 5-2 win over Sabres - Stanley Cup of Chowder
The Bruins scored three times in the first period including two shorthanded goals to chase Buffalo goalie Jhonas Enroth from the game and set the ground work for a 5-2 win over the Buffalo Sabres at HSBC Arena in Buffalo on Wednesday night.
5 Things That Aren’t So Bad - The Willful Caboose
#4 doesn't seem so great after last night, but the rest are still pretty valid.
Myers' slow start looms large for Sabres - The Buffalo News
Tyler Myers knows full well that more people are watching him this season.
Leg injury to sideline Phaneuf 4-6 weeks - NHL.com
Leg injury to sideline Dion Phaneuf 4-6 weeks.
Better conditioning has Chris Stewart off to fast start - NHL.com
Improved conditioning has helped Colorado Avalanche forward Chris Stewart build on his breakout season in 2009-10.
Kings will win Stanley Cup, as other NHL teams don't have a prayer - Puck Daddy
A Japanese Shinto Shrine says so.
Nashville Paper Thinks Pavel Datsyuk Is A Defenseman - SBNation.com
We can't expect every single sports editor in every single newspaper news room in the United States to know every little detail about the NHL, its teams and its players, right? Especially not a paper that doesn't even send a writer to road games to cover the local team, right?