Movie Titles Adjusted With Hockey Surnames
by Rafal Ladysz on Oct 22, 2010 3:15 PM EDT
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PrintHockey, similarly to the cinema, can leave you with emotions of anger, happiness, distress and shame. If you've ever wondered what might happen by combining the two, the answers lie in your creativity and ability to form a film title that lures civilians in.
Would you go to the theater to watch Harold and Kumar Go To White Kessel? Maybe feast on your popcorn and snacks to the highly-rated Reservoir Dawes? Let your imagination show itself and produce a title with the alteration of including a hockey player's name.
I'll get the ball rolling with examples, and the rest is up to you dear readers. Remember, strive for greatness, even if it's for a silly cause. Nobody will pay their hard-earned money to see the Little Rascals or Phone Booth. Bryan Little and David Booth's last names are already worked into those. Besides, the latter was unpopular to begin with. Please include your player's full name in brackets directly after the title.
Sexton, Lies, And Videotape (Dan Sexton)
Zajacass 3D (Travis Zajac)
Riding In Cars With Boyes (Brad Boyes)
Laich Mike (Brooks Laich)
Streit From The Heart (Mark Streit)
Meet The Parenteaus (PA Parenteau)
Woody Woodpeckham (Theo Peckham)
A Streetcarle Named Desire (Matt Carle)
A Nightmare on Helm Street (Darren Helm)
Boyz N The Hudler (Jiri Hudler)
The English Paetschient (Nathan Paetsch)
Armaredden (Wade Redden)
Byfuglien the Vampire Slater (Dustin Byfuglien, Jim Slater)
Fehrless (Eric Fehr)
About Smid (Ladislav Smid)
Deja Veilleux (Stephane Veilleux)
Grumpy Auld Men (Alex Auld)
Changing Leinos (Ville Leino)
3,000 Miles to Greissland (Thomas Greiss)
Grandma's Boyd (Dustin Boyd)
You, Me and Dupuis (Pascal Dupuis)
Bolling For Columbine (Jared Boll)
Four Brodeurs (Martin Brodeur)
Gagne With The Wind (Simon Gagne)
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Miller League (Ryan Miller)
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
Four Brodeurs
Haha. I lol’d at that one…
Just picturing all four of them as Martin Brodeur.
The Green Liles (John-Michael Liles)
Buffalow :-(
Citizen Kane
(Patrick Kane)
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
The Parent Trap
There’ve been lots of “Parents” in the league…
by Mike from the West Side on Oct 22, 2010 4:48 PM EDT reply actions
Did any of them play for the Devils? lol
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
We few. We happy few.
We band of buggered…
"I could have conquered Europe, all of it, but I had women in my life." - King Henry II of England
Sabres early season swoon....
Apocalypse Now!!
ok, I bent the rules a bit there…but it fits!
Kane and Leopold (Evander Kane and Jordan Leopold – Kate and Leopold)
Sauer Grapes (Kurt Sauer – Sour Grapes)
Popcorn Schremp (Rob Schremp – Popcorn Shrimp)
Mona Sbisa Smile (Luca Sbisa – Mona Lisa Smile)
Brokebackstrom Mountain (Nicklas Backstrom – Brokeback Mountain)
Flip Aucoin (Adrian Aucoin – Flip a Coin)
Cassino to Kariya (Paul Kariya – Cassino to Korea)
The Kiprusoff Kill (Miikka Kiprusoff – The Soft Kill)
Parise Rider (Zach Parise – Easy Rider)
Playing Devils' advocate since 1982.
by elesias on Oct 23, 2010 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Had to rec this as well.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
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